Friday, April 26, 2013

Yearly Physical

A man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical.the nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks."170," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out his weight is 190. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 11," he says.  The nurse checks and sees that he only measures 5 foot 8. She then takes his blood pressure and tells the man it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" he yells, "When I came in here I was tall and wiry! Now I'm short and fat!" The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do things you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

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