Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leavea bingo game because of her
language.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your underwear.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
Your screen door has no screen.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
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