Thursday, May 21, 2015

Aging Tips

Forget the health food.
You need all the preservatives you can get.

God grant me the senility to forget
the people I never liked anyway...

The good fortune to run into the ones I do...
And the eyesight to tell the difference!

Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, doesn't matter.

I am sitting here thinking how nice it is
that wrinkles don't hurt.

If I knew I was going to get this old,
I would have taken better care of myself when I was young.

If you laugh a lot, when you get older
your wrinkles will be in the right places.


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