It’s like they went through candy puberty and you were like, “DAYUM.”
1. Snickers Peanut Butter Squared
Let’s
be honest, Snickers already rocked. But then someone remembered that
chocolate and peanut butter are the greatest combination since Andrew
Garfield and glasses and UPPED THE FREAKING ANTE. It’s so intensely
delicious that they had to make it in smaller pieces so that you don’t
OD from all that goodness.
2. Dark Chocolate Almond Joy
Not
sure why it was limited edition, because it’s simply wrong to deprive
coconut of dark chocolate for too long. And let’s be real, the almonds
are the glue that holds it all together. Mounds who?
3. Nerds Rope
Nerds
were the most fun candy to eat out of a box, but it sure was hard to
keep those little guys from getting everywhere. So Willy Wonka himself
decided to stick those tiny mother lovers on a delicious sticky rope.
NICE!
4. Sour Skittles
Okay,
sure, these babies are old news, but that doesn’t mean they should be
taken for granted. Skittles got CRAY after they added that magic pucker
powder.
5. Reese’s Big Cup
The
only problem with the original Reese’s cup was that there wasn’t enough
of it. So Reese’s decided to just…make it bigger. Problem solved. You
can enjoy your peanut butter cup without withdrawal afterwards. Well,
less withdrawal.
6. Haribo Fizzy Cola
Good
for you, Haribo. Even though the idea of Coke-flavored gummies seems
weird (but not as weird as Hershey’s or Jolly Rancher chapstick, ew),
they actually are so fun to eat. And cute! So Haribo decided it was time
to get them into character a bit more and taste “fizzy,” like the
drink. Success!
7. Sour Patch Watermelon
Sour
Patch Watermelon is like the hot older brother of Sour Patch Kids. It
was a move that everyone doubted at first (“Whaa? Watermelons aren’t
sour!)
but then came to love. I mean, seriously, think of another artificial
watermelon-flavored thing that is actually good. Can’t? Thought so.
8. Crunch Ice Cream Bars
Real
talk, Crunch chocolate bars were kind of the runt of the Nestlé family.
The candy that was left at the bottom of the variety pack. But in 1979,
Crunch became the OG of candy bar-ice cream hybrids. And BAM, a star
was born.
9. Crunch-Coated Dibs
WHATTTT.
Dibs literally gave ice cream a facelift. Crunch gets a gold star for
making yet another great decision. Started from the bottom, now you’re
here!
10. Sweet Tarts (in Smartie Form!)
Sweet
Tarts already knew they were good, so they just decided to branch out
into the small-round-candy-in-cylindrical-packaging market. And, for
some reason, it worked and now Sweet Tarts are awesome and relevant!
Poor Smarties.
11. Pretzel M&Ms
Okay,
we could probably have predicted that M&Ms were going to go dark.
Even seen the peanut butter coming. But PRETZELS?! That’s pure genius.
The sweet and salty combo is perfect for those days when you’re feeling
indecisive, and even
better when tossed into a bowl of popcorn. NOM!
Bonus: Take 5, which changed the game right out the gate.
Pretzels. Caramel. Peanut butter. Chocolate.
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