Thursday, January 24, 2013

What Gender Is It?


ZIPLOC BAGS - male,

Because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male,

Because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work,
it spends most of its time just opening bottles

KIDNEYS - female,

Because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male,

Because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female,

Because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male,

Because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male,

Because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...
and, of course, there's the hot air part.

WEB PAGE - female,

Because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male,

Because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female,

Because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male,

Because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female...

Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Source: Internet

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