Actual Names In The New York Phone Directory:

(What were some parents thinking?)

 

Marcus Absent
Bjorn Agin
Anita Alibi
Jack Alope
Phil Anderer
Claire Annette
Ioya Asandwich
Chris P. Bacon

Angus Beef
Isadora Bell
Isadore Belle
Sara Bellum
Iduma Best
Al Bino
Earl E. Bird

Cary Baggs
Ima I. Ball
Robin Banks
Candi Barr
Sandy Beach
Frank N. Beans

Alma Knack
Harry Knokles
Ken Knott
Cy Lance
Rufus Leaking
Chanda Lear
Brock Lee
Pennie Less  

Source: Internet