Hooked On Ebonics

Leroy is a 20 year old ninth grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. foreclose: If I pay alimony dis month, I won't have no money foreclose.

19. distress: I say, "Come on girl, put on distress and let's go, I be hongry."

2. rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my girl done rectum both.

3. hotel: I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4. disappointment: My parole officer tol me if I mis disappointment they gonna send me to the big house again.

5. penis: I went to da doctor and he gave me a cup and said, "penis."

6. Israel: Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, "Man that looks fake," but he said, "Bullcrap, that watch Israel."

7. catacomb: Don King was at the fight the other night...man, somebody ought to give that catacomb.

8. undermine: There's a fine lookin' ho dat lives in the apartment undermine.

9. acoustic: When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

10. Iraq: When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle, "Iraq - you break."

11. stain: My mother-in-law stopped by an I axed her, "Are you stain for dinner."

12. seldom: My cousin gave me two tickets to the 49er games, so I seldom.

13. honor: At the rape trial, da judge axed my homey, "Who be honor first?"

14. odyssey: I tol my brother, "You odyssey the knockers on that one."

15. axe: The pigs wanted to axe me some questions.

16. Tripoli: I was gonna buy my girl a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a Tripoli.

17. fortify: I axed da ho, "How much?" She say, "Fortify."

18. income: I just got in bed wif da ho, and income my wife.