Please join me in
remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury
Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from
repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave
site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough
on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a
crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is
survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and
Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about
20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a
brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and
share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a
lift.
"Do not regret growing older. It
is a privilege denied to many." Anonymous
Source: Internet
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