It's Been So Hot In Tennessee..,

• the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
• the trees are whistling for the dogs.
• the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
• hot water comes from both taps.
• you can make sun tea instantly.
• you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
• the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.you discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
• you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
• you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
• your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
• you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
• the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
• the cows are giving evaporated milk.
• farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
• IT'S SO DRY IN Tennessee that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
  
  Source: A Friend