Candy Bar Stories

Do you remember these candies and this is one of the stories made up using candy bar names?

It's the fourth of July!

Mike & Ike took their little sister, Baby Ruth, to the Fifth Avenue fireworks display. Their friend Heath and his little sister Joy went with them. Mr. Goodbar and Big Daddy were in charge of the fireworks display. They were the biggest airheads and nerds around. It wasn’t long ago, they spent time in jail for going bonkers, when they went on a spree, throwing bottle caps at everyone, at the movies, the "Three Musketeers." They were just a couple of jolly ranchers that rarely came to town, except on pay day.

Mrs. Watchamacallit (I never could say her name) kept saying "Oh Henry" every time her husband set off one of his big cherry bombs. Their kids, the little runts, were the biggest cry babies around. Booths were set up with mounds of fireworks for sale. Mike & Ike bought Baby Ruth and Joy some twizzlers and razzles, which were fun but harmless. Mainly, all they did was Krackel, like pop rocks. For themselves and Heath, they bought some red hots and big cherry bombs. It was a beautiful night for fireworks, not a cloud in sight, and when the starburst went up, it seemed to blend in with the milky way. "Ooh’s" and "ahh’s" could be heard, along with a few snickers (from a few smarties), as the last of the fireworks were set off.

It was a long night for Baby Ruth and Joy. Especially after they ran into Mrs. Butterfinger and her kids Kit & Kat. They fell asleep on the way home and looked so sweet, like little sugar babies. It was such a wonderful night. Author Unknown A Candy Bar Saga MR. GOODBAR & his wife CARAMELLO got married on 5th AVENUE in BONKERS, CA.

They didn't have a lot of money, so they had to wait until PAYDAY.

They decided to get married so quick that they didn't have a best man or maid of honor. They had acted like a couple of AIRHEADS, so they stood outside the courthouse & wrung their hands.

"Quit being a couple of CRYBABIES.

We'll stand up with you," a couple said.

"But we don't know your names", CARAMELLO said.

"I'm the JOLLY RANCHER who lives just outside of town" the man said.

"And my name is HENRY." "OH HENRY", CARAMELLO said.

"Thank you so much for doing this for us." "And what is your name", MR. GOODBAR said to the woman? "My name is PIXIE STIX", she said. After the ceremony, they all went to a hastily planned wedding reception given by MR. GOODBAR'S good friends, MIKE & IKE. The two men & the groom had always been good friends. They'd been like the THREE MUSKETEERS since high school. CARAMELLO's 2 best friends, TOOTSIE ROLL & KIT KAT were there, too. In the middle of the table was a beautiful cake. It had white icing with pink DOTS on it. On the top was a BIG CHERRY. After the cake was cut, MIKE & IKE were going to be SMARTIES & pass pieces of cake out. The pieces looked like RUNTS, they were so small. Just as TOOTSIE ROLL was handed her cake, Mike was a BUTTERFINGER & dropped it on the floor. "You guys are such GOOBERS", MR. GOODBAR said. TOOTSIE ROLL & KIT KAT quickly ran over & cleaned it up. "You guys are such LIFE SAVERS", said CARAMELLO. MIKE & IKE can be such NERDS. CARAMELLO didn't appreciate their SNICKERS & gave the men dirty looks.

After the reception, they went outside just in time to see a beautiful STARBURST. Then they walked over to the MARS BAR & everyone had a few drinks to celebrate the wedding. They'd wished upon a star, & sure enough, they hit the lottery & won ONE HUNDRED GRAND. They went on a shopping SPREE & bought a house with tons of POP ROCKS in the yard. As the years went on, the had a son & named him HEATH. CARAMELLO tried to nurse him, but her MOUNDS had dried up. They were MILK DUDS.

BIG DADDY went to the store & brought home some formula to feed little HEATH. Two years later, they had a little daughter & they named their little BABY RUTH. This time all went well & CARAMELLO was able to feed her baby GOOD & PLENTY. But CARAMELLO said to MR. GOODBAR "You aren't going to get the RED HOTS for me anymore! No more SUGAR BABIES in this house!" MR. GOODBAR went out to the garage with his head hung low, listenening to the leaves KRACKEL under his feet. He knew he'd eaten way too many JUNIOR MINTS & too much COTTON CANDY. He knew that was why she didn't want him anymore. He had a JELLY BELLY & she wasn't attracted to his WATCHAMACALIT anymore.

The whole situation had just turned NUT RAGEOUS!

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